Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?

Women can see straight through them!

What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?

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What’s a monster’s favorite bean?
A human bean

Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line

Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.

What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don’t spook until you are spoken to

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
Benjamin Frankenstein

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

DayScare centers

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.

What’s a ghosts favorite desert?
Boo-berry pie.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.

How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat!

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a squash?
A squashed pumpkin pie.

What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and deady.

Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?
A sour-puss

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!

What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone Appetite.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

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