Anyone who says they don’t think about anything else other than sex while they’re doing the deed is like someone saying they only eat one bowl of cereal: YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF LIARS.
Okay, we’re kidding. Maybe you do only think about sex while you’re having it, but in that case you’re a rare unicorn and we’d love to chat. Most of us are so preoccupied with the daily stresses of life that it’s impossible for our mind not to wander. We’re still enjoying it – we just get a little preoccupied.-by WTF?
Here are 10 non-sex things women think about during sex.
1. “Why did I eat so much today?!”
2. “The bathroom is really overdue for a good scrubbing.”
3. “Shit, I have so much laundry to do.”
4. “John Stamos must be a vampire.”
5. “If the kids wake up I will weep gently into the night.”
6. “I could definitely go for some pizza.”
7. “Is this almost over? Because I take my sleep very seriously and this is kiiiind of cutting into it.”
8. “Did the kids brush their teeth before they went to bed?”
9. “When was the last time I showered?”
10. “Did I forget to DVR the latest episode of Scandal?!”
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